Cheating husband wears a sign

Yeah, this guy is an idiot. I hope the chick was worth it

UN wants to teach children to masturbate

I swear, I am not making this up! The UN wants to teach children as young as FIVE to learn how to masturbate! This is dumb on so many levels, and a sign of why the UN is pretty much a waste of an organization.

1: What a misuse of funds
2: I think the kids will figure this out on their own. Millions of people throughout history have learned it without the help of a quasi-government agency...

Stupid, just plain stupid

A Robber's Duh! Moment

Yeah, this guy is pretty dumb! He used spray paint to conceal his identity, then had trouble breathing and died!

At least he he will save the taxpayers the cost of the trial!

Darwin is alive and well...

Microsoft's Duh! Moment

Man, this is too funny. Microsoft photoshoped a picture on its Polish website, replace a black man's head with a white man's head! That is stupid enough, but the best part? They forgot to photoshop his hand!

How did they get to be the largest computer/IT/high tech company in the world?

I smell a job opening...

Pot Smokers Having Trouble in Bed

This Australian study said dope smokers may be cheating themselves from a sexual "high." This is probably a good thing, since I would hate to see heavy users breed anyway...

The Viagra Effect

Man, the government (any government) could figure out a way to ruin everything! My favorite line in the story? "And the marked preference is for women aged 30 years younger."

Duh!

Read the story here: Viagra effect undermining Brazil's pension system.

Texas' Finest (not)

Yeah, probably not a very flattering portrait of law enforcement in Texas. But hey, the girl is cute!

This is News?

Is this freakin' sad or what? This is what passes for news these day? The First Lady wears shorts on vacation to the Grand Canyon, and the press is all aflutter.

Gimme a break! It is no wonder the MSM (Main Stream Media) is going down the tubes...

Sad, just sad.

Girl fined for selling lemonade

Wow, this poor aspiring entrepreneur was fined $50 for selling lemonade without a permit! The petty bureaucrats must have been Obama supporters! Tax and fine everyone! Stop free enterprise! No one can make a profit! (j/k)

I am sure the fine upstanding enforcers (it took three of them to subdue this 10 year old criminal) of all that is good in NYC were just doing their job...

I am not sure if the public servants are any different than the military (I am guessing they are) but I would not have the balls to go back to work and tell how I smacked around a 10 year old girl and put her in her place. I would be heckled to death, and rightly so!

Potbellies are "in"

Cool! I have said for years that "thin is not in" and "fat is where it is at" and now it seems the rest of the country agrees!

No more gym, no more running for me!

Pirates charging for expenses

Man, is this a great gig or what? Not only do Somalia pirates get paid a ransom when they kidnap a ship, but they get to charge for expenses (whatever that is) as well!

I can not decide whether to laugh or cry over this story!

Inmate hides gun in his fat

Yeah, how would you like to be the cop responsible for searching this dude? He hid a 9mm handgun and two magazines full of ammo on his 600lb fat a*s! The cops did not catch it for a day or so, and the bad guy only said something just before he had to go to the showers.

Can you imagine the new procedures at the police academy? "Do you have any weapons on you?" Please lift up your big fat stomach and prove it."

That should constitute hazardous duty pay for the poor guy responsible for THAT job!

Grieving Mom Fined

I like Great Britain, they make great shows like Top Gear, Kitchen Nightmares, etc but you have to wonder sometimes at the mentality of their officials. This mother was fined for spending too long at the casket grieving for her child who died from Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Yeah, I know two stories in two days about some weird rules in the U.K. might seem like I am picking on England, but both were just way too bizarre for me to not make a comment.

"Sin Bins" in the UK

Wow, this should scare everyone. The UK wants to put parents under 24 hour CCTV (Closed Circuit TV)to make sure their children go to school, to bed, and eat right! In addition, "private security guards will be sent around to carry out home checks!" Granted, most of the families that are in this situation are there for a reason, but come on, where does it stop?

Big Brother would be so proud!

Oh, and by the way it is only costing the taxpayers of Britain a potential total of 400 million pounds! I don't know what that is in US dollars, but 400 million of anything is an obscene amount.

Scary, just scary!

Bikini Bandit

My first thought when I read "Bikini Bandit" was "wonder if she is hot" (hey, I am guy) but then I clicked on the link and saw her picture.

Nope.

Official Fired For Being Married To Porn Star

I mean, what kind of crap is this? This guy is living every red-blooded male's fantasy, and he gets fired for it? It is not like she was a drug dealer, crackhead, liar, thief, etc. She is a friggin' porn star for crying out loud! Maybe it is not as great as being a religious figure like a Rabbi (oh, wait the FBI just busted a couple of rabbis in NJ for corruption) or something!

At least she is making a honest living, and he is giving hope to every old dude like myself!

Obama's Jeans

Man, I thought I was the only one who thought he looked like a dork when he was throwing out the first pitch before the All Star game. Guess not, huh?

Oops!

You know the old saying, 'never bring a knife to a gun fight?" Here is a new twist: Never bring a toy gun to rob a gas station You might just get your butt handed to you!

Duh!

Wow, what a DUH! British spy chief's cover blown on Facebook Though I am suprised that this does not happen more often then it does! I guess there are some things you CAN NOT trust your spouse with....

Kiss Cost High School Senior Diploma

When I first saw the headline for this story, A Very Costly Kiss, Senior Denied Diploma, I thought there must be some version of sexual harassment, or some other horrible thing the student did to have the school administrators deny him his diploma. But no, when the young man's name was called to receive his diploma, as he walked across the stage, he blew a kiss to his mother in the audience. He was sent back to his seat minus his diploma.

This could win "the stupidest thing ever done by a school" award in my book.

Dumb, just plain dumb.